Bald Spice
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TURN ONS:
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Music, Small Sports Cars, Long Walks on the Beach
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TURN OFFS:
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IRC Bots
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INSTRUMENT:
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Lead Vocals
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Biker Spice
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TURN ONS:
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Fast Women and Fast Bikes
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TURN OFFS:
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Chix with baggage
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INSTRUMENT:
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Bass
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Blah Spice
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TURN ONS:
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150million DES-II Keys/Second
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TURN OFFS:
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Phone companies, MAE-West
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INSTRUMENT:
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Drums, Backing Vocals
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Depressed Spice
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TURN ONS:
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Cats, Loud Music, The Dark
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TURN OFFS:
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Breast Implants, Sunlight
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INSTRUMENT:
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Guitars, Samples
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Horny Spice
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TURN ONS:
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Chicks with a pulse, JAVA, and especially Chicks with a pulse who code JAVA
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TURN OFFS:
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Chicks who dis me
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INSTRUMENT:
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Keyboards
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Acid Spice
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TURN ONS:
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Chicks with small tits,Techno,My Cat
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TURN OFFS:
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The neighbors who bitch about loud music. My Previous Employer
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INSTRUMENT:
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Sequencers and Turntables
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